Gnar

Dude is Sick Nassssty.

In other news, I got a short article in the Charleston City Paper (big thanks to Caroline Millard on that play) so you should definitely check that out here
Also, as stated prior, I have completed my first short "novel" if you will, more over an extended short story, and will be printing and binding about 15 copies today. I have a couple already spoken for, but just send me and email ( zacmallard@gmail.com) and I will get one out to you.

Unless you seem like a Democrat.
In which case you will have to pay.

But lets get real, shall we?
Yesterday, Im walking down the street, as usual, mindin my own bidness, and I cannot help but notice all the college bike riders (because "cyclists" would give them too much credit) going THE WRONG WAY down multiple, high traffic Charleston streets.

STOP

Now, some of you may say..

"But Zac, its so easy to just shoot the wrong way down St. Phillip for 2 blocks than go all the way around!"

Well hey, youre right. 

Not.

To be treated as a vehicle you have to ACT as a vehicle. So cut that shit out, some of us work hard to make Charleston and Charlestonians more bike friendly..

.and you clowns are

FUCKIN IT UP