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I've been thinking a lot lately on how to improve things around these parts.
Not in the "Buy Local" sense *(However, D&S does back buying from local stores whenever possible, in an attempt to re-establish the concept of the American Village, where the Alpha Male gets to choose a bride of his liking, take an epic amount of THINGS from her family, and spend his days mending shoes, carriages, and uh..plowing fields.. double entendre much?)
Or the "Get to know your neighbors!" sense
But in the-
"Lets weed out the wicked" sense.
So heres the plan-

Next time you see somebody stop their car in the middle of the street with little to no regard for their being responsible for stopping traffic- Bash their rear window out.

Next time you see some one let their dog pass solid waste on our sidewalks- follow them home and do so on their steps.

Next time some one PULLS OUT IN THE INTERSECTION TO MAKE A LEFT, LETS THE LIGHT TURN RED AND THEN BACKS UP- Pull them from their vehicle and casually tell them- "Three go through on Red"

Next time you see someone riding their bike against a one way- follow them to the next intersection and push them over. (..And dont get all huffy-puffy- I've been riding bikes in this town for years, and this practice by locals has GOT TO STOP)

Next time you go to the bar- Tip. $.50 a drink minimum. Cant afford it? Dont go to the bar. I mean if your bartender has given you 4 well poured pints, martinis, or whatever your poison is, let 'em hold $2. Its just polite.

Next time that couple in front of you is close enough together to not have a gap, but far enough apart to take up the WHOLE SIDEWALK on their "..oh, lets just go walk around as slow as possible, to avoid talking about our relationship" walk- Walk through the center. *Note- if the male trys to get all big hit em with this gem- "Dude- Really?"

So, thats my rant for today.
And remember kids, no one has the Power to Change but Barack Obama You!